February 2012
146 posts
i live in a houseful of selfish mother fuckers … ‘nuf sed.
lost^infinity
You know a guy is into you when: →
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He sincerely looks at you,
Whisper words that’ll make you smile,
Be with you,
Does silly things with you,
Holds your hand,
Opens the door for you,
Drives you around,
Waits for you and does not complain,
Shares clothes with you,
Plays with you,
Carries you,
Will dance under the rain with you,
Protects you,
Accepts your flaws and see every beauty...
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once...
